scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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