Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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