i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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