Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How naked do you want me to be?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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