she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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