i just wanna soil my oats bro
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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