R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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