i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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