she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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