Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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