so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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