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Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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