Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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