He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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