you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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