I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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