I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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