Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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