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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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