i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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