Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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