How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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