Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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