i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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