i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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