dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We're too hungover to prance.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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