come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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