I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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