Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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