the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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