I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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