I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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