Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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