let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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