I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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