Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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