O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
