Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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