I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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