i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The air taste purple.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
