I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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