we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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