Who did Billy Mays play for?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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