Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we're making bets on your personal life
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
