chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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