Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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