i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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