Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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