operation have a gay friend backfired
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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