I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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