i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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